Fanfuck, part 3

"Pants are stupid in the first place," Luffy whispered as he pointed towards Xander's pulsating crotch. Lumpy nodded in agreement, shivering with anticipation. They were finally going to have the threesome he's only dared dream about in the darkest corners of his mind. The ones reserved for weird Russian porn sites and furries.

"Shall we do everyone a favor and remove them?" Lumpy winked at Luffy, touching his chin ever so slightly.
"Do the honors," Luffy smirked, his chin blending into his other chin with desire.
"Don't mind if I do!"

"Hey hey HEY," interjected Xander. "I'm still here you know."
"We know. That's the whole point. If you weren't here, we'd all have to go back to our girlfriends and," Luffy looked at Lumpy for a moment before continuing, "... goats."
"You know what? I don't even mind. Schnitzi is a lovely goat and I don't have to explain myself to anyone. Hmpf." Lumpy pouted an irresistible pout that made Luffy's heart doki doki.
"You're so cute when you're tsundere, Lumpy-sempai," Luffy was smitten.
"N-no I'm not."
"Kya~ <3 So adorable!" Luffy took his glasses off, so that they wouldn't get in the way as he got on his knees in front of the kawaii Lumpy. Xander had been forgotten for the moment. He felt unloved. Stockholm called: it wanted its syndrome back.

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