Faaaanfic, part 4 (scris de la Xelu din crib, cu micul ajutor Dani si si mai micul ajutor Chibi)

"W-why won't you notice me?" Xander whispered sullenly. He could hear the sloshing sounds of only-Kami-sama-knows-what-was-going-on-to-his-left, as soft moans were steadily building up. Kuso! They should have been MY moans. MINE. 
He then heard gasps right as the door opened again. How much more must I suffer? he asked himself trying his hardest to hold back the tears that were forming behind his kawaii eyelashes.
"Bă, ați început fără mine?? Las', că am venit acum cu paloșul meu strașnic! Haida!"
Dan? Why was he here? And, most importantly, why was he talking like that? 
"Hă-hă, văd că l-ați legat cum știe Lumpy mai bine. Făinoșag!"
Too bad nobody understood his accent, as he had been spending too much time reviewing weird games in his native accent. The almost-threesome remained quiet, the two of them that still had the ability to see looking at Dan with confused expressions on their faces. Xander felt a warm hand on his shoulder.
"Hai sus."
But Xander didn't understand him. The language barrier between them stood hard like the member in his pants. And it was only getting harder. It was almost like his dick was one of the Titans from their new favorite anime. But bigger.


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Fanfuck, part 3

"Pants are stupid in the first place," Luffy whispered as he pointed towards Xander's pulsating crotch. Lumpy nodded in agreement, shivering with anticipation. They were finally going to have the threesome he's only dared dream about in the darkest corners of his mind. The ones reserved for weird Russian porn sites and furries.

"Shall we do everyone a favor and remove them?" Lumpy winked at Luffy, touching his chin ever so slightly.
"Do the honors," Luffy smirked, his chin blending into his other chin with desire.
"Don't mind if I do!"

"Hey hey HEY," interjected Xander. "I'm still here you know."
"We know. That's the whole point. If you weren't here, we'd all have to go back to our girlfriends and," Luffy looked at Lumpy for a moment before continuing, "... goats."
"You know what? I don't even mind. Schnitzi is a lovely goat and I don't have to explain myself to anyone. Hmpf." Lumpy pouted an irresistible pout that made Luffy's heart doki doki.
"You're so cute when you're tsundere, Lumpy-sempai," Luffy was smitten.
"N-no I'm not."
"Kya~ <3 So adorable!" Luffy took his glasses off, so that they wouldn't get in the way as he got on his knees in front of the kawaii Lumpy. Xander had been forgotten for the moment. He felt unloved. Stockholm called: it wanted its syndrome back.

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Fanfiction for my friends :3

Part I

Xander woke up with a gasp, not knowing what was going on around him. Questions like "where am I" and "what the hell am I doing here" rushed through his blindfolded head as he tried to ease his wrists out of the handcuffs. Unfortunately for him, Lumpy knew how to tie a mean knot. He was, after all, an ex-boy scout.

"Hello?" Xander finally managed to say. The fabric over his head didn't cover his mouth. He suspected why but didn't want to think it, let alone say it. Kami-sama forbid it came true.

Lumpy shifted in his seat.

"Hello?" came Xander's rough voice upon the hearing of rustling in front of him. Was it nighttime? What day was it?

Lumpy decided not to speak, as the sound of his voice would give him away. He didn't want to be found out just yet. He liked to play hide and seek with his prey. He smirked, rubbing his rugged chin. He knew Xander wanted him ever since the last camp they organized together that summer. Something like this was inevitable. Welcome, even.

"Why are you doing this to me, you little shit? At least show me your face so I know where to spit." Xander was getting angry, his head still spinning from the roofies he probably ingested at that karaoke party Luffy threw in his honor. He knew that party was a bad idea. Hmpf. He should have just stayed at home and eaten candy while freelancing the night away. Baka.

He felt a hand on his leg and tried to move away, but the restraints made any kind of movement very difficult, if not impossible altogether. The hand was now near his crotch, rubbing slow but steady circles in the fabric of his jeans.

"I see you're pretty responsive, Xander-kun."

Xander inhaled sharply at the recognition of the voice that was burning hot breaths in his ear.

"L-Lumpy?"

"Yes, it is I, Lumpy."

Xander stood still for a moment, assessing the situation. On the one hand he was pretty pissed off that he was drugged and tied up and then fondled while blindfolded, but then again it was Lumpy who was doing the touching. As far as he was concerned, he was okay. He swallowed nervously and felt himself relax under the rough hands of his secret crush.

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