Things to do on a rainy afternoon

1. Pretend you're one of the Aristocats kittens in a basket on the river bank. I used to feel safe and cozy whenever I thought of myself as a kitten in a basket out in the rain.
2. Stuff yourself with comfort food and watch a nice show while cuddled up in your blanket.
3. Read a book while listening to the metallic pitter-patter on the windowsill.
4. Be happy that your crops will grow faster and better this year, sacrifice to the gods of rain and thunder and wash your face with the blood of your enemies.